The Sweet Lipped Harlequin and The Isthmus of Kra

SOUTHERN THAILAND

Tanote Bay

The list went along the lines of: Three Spot dascyllus, Polkadot Nudibranch, Longface Emperor, Yellowstripe Scad, Redbelly Yellowtail Fusilier, Indo-Pacific sergeant, Titan Trigger,  Bluespine Unicorn, Blacktip Grouper, Slingjaw Wrasse. It went on with other inspired names and included my favourite; The Harlequin Sweetlip. The guy who named all these fish and sea creatures  was obviously awed by their multicoloured beauty and figured he had better come up with some titles to do them justice. This is just a few names of fish encountered, read out from my new scuba-diving logbook which I proudly received after taking a short course in the skills of the underwater art on the Island of Koh Tao (Turtle Island) which lies some 70kms off the east coast of Thailand.

View of the Bay

A more perfect place for diving and snorkelling it is hard to imagine though apparently they exist. The outcrop of Koh Tao is a and unruly pile of igneous boulders smothered by thick forest. The large rounded rock formations are visible where they rise above the trees to a lofty peak or where they are washed clean by the sea, being slowly ground into sand which, mixed with the crunched and ejected coral fragments, once the meals of parrot fish and the like, make up the many beaches.  There are tracks  that lead to some but not all of these beaches but they are incredibly steep, the hardest  we have yet encountered. Both of us would push one bike at a time and would still often slide backwards in the dust. We got a bit lost and ended up not where we wanted to go but where we were obviously supposed to be, Tanote bay, and stayed for a week.

Image from a cyclists nightmare!

Scuba-Diving here is like climbing into the tropical marine fish tank in the pet shop. One is surrounded by mostly indifferent but sometimes inquisitive  fish who don’t see us as a predator so will often peer into ones mask from just the other side of the glass. Some little black fellas are territorial and attack if you hang around their rock too long. In fact, to get amongst some of the most interesting creatures neither an air tank or a snorkel is needed, just stick your head beneath the surface in a foot of water and a whole new world is revealed. Anja spent about 10 hours a day snorkelling while I was in front of the blackboard learning theory or underwater trying not to breathe through my nose, panic when my mask filled up with seawater or make some buoyancy error which meant I would suddenly, unintentionally and dangerously shoot towards the surface.

Another rickety old night boat brought us back to Chumphon on the mainland and in the damp early grey we set off to cross the so called Isthmus of Kra. This is not some mythical land from a Conan the barbarian pulp fiction paperback or even a name given to a visible land formation on the planet Mars but the thin strip of land separating the Gulf of Thailand with the Andaman Sea. Where we crossed it is only 60km wide and hilly but not mountainous so we figured things would be pretty much the same on the other coast.

I like reading guidebooks when I arrive somewhere or even after I have left. I know this sounds strange but reading them beforehand kind of well.. guides one along in a way that often leaves me frustrated or annoyed. It takes a lot of the chance out of things. This time however a quick flip through the outdated German guidebook that Anja found somewhere might have saved us from our present situation. That is; sitting in a bungalow surrounded by smelly and mouldy clothes which refuse to dry and looking outside at the most constantly ferocious rain I have ever seen. When we finally opened the relevant page in the book (somehow the pages of places far out of our way make better reading) this is what it said “Ranong ist einer der regenreichsten provinzen in Thailand.  Von mitte April bis anfang Dezember ist regenzeit, von juni bis August giesst es in stroemen.” Now that sounds pretty wet even if you don’t speak German.

We rode for four days through constant and heavy monsoon rains and I swear I was dryer when diving. Our top of the range “waterproof” panniers turned out once again, as they did in India to be only showerproof so all of our stuff got wet. I tested the bags by filling them with water and seeing where it ran out. After 16 months of use there are small holes in the front bags and the screws and rivets were no longer tight. A bit of repair helped things quite a bit but the things, although being the best there is would never be fully waterproof.

Mangrove Hut

Tomorrow we head for Phuket and hopefully a good cycleshop whatever the weather. Anjas bottom bracket, ie. the pedal bearing has worn out and unfortunately, being a fancy pants XT part is hard to replace in Asia (bad planning on my part). Special tools are needed to even get the thing off. If we find no suitably equipped bikeshop I fear we will have to go old fashioned and bodge up some special tools in a blacksmiths shop and then hope to find some bearings the right size.

30 seconds before it rained

After 18000kms certain parts on the bikes are coming to the end of their natural lives and needing replacements. I reckon by the time we return the frame itself will be the only original part. Maybe not even that if we have to fly again.

At the Filling Station